The Vergecast

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Josh, Nilay, David
8:00 Josh's coffee preferences & how he sounds like an old man wanting to kill himself

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Josh, Nilay, Ross
2013 Nexus 7 + Chromecast

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Josh, Nilay, Ross
Josh's GPe One vs S4
Motorola's July 4th Moto X ads
WSJ rumor of Google expanding Android into watches and gaming counsels (What Android 5.0 ended up being)

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Josh, Nilay, Paul
HTC One Google Play edition. Josh deciding

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Nilay, Paul, Ross
"I made a number of pie charts in 2007. Help me find them." -- Nilay

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Everybody on

CES Day 2
Josh, Paul, Chris Grant
Oculus Rift and getting off an acid high

CES Day 1

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Josh, Nilay, Tom, Dieter, Ross, David
Nokia 920/820. Purview Scandal
New Kindles Fire HD
New Motorola RAZRs

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Josh, Paul, Nilay, Vlad

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Nilay, Paul, Ross
33:08 Young baby goats jumping on one another. Racist goat.
34:06 Amazing CNN headlines. Facebook let’s face it, sometimes you suck

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Josh, Ross, David
1:02:07 Josh having lunch w/the entirety of AT&T. Cingular guy comes out of AT&T ball. Ross: “It’s a porous globe.”

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Josh, Nilay, Paul
23:40
31:20 Josh on food regulation
33:33 Josh: "Oh the things you'll come up with when you don't have the Internet."

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iOS 6, Retina MBP, Mysterious Microsoft event

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Josh, Nilay, David, Chris Grant, Paul
1:08:52 Becky: You are not podcasting from the wedding.

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Josh, Nilay, Ross
1:31:00
Larry Ellison is Tony Stark.

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Josh, Nilay, Ross, Joe
Scamworld

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Josh, Nilay, Paul, Chris
Paul's return to the Vergecast
Galaxy S III event
23:36
Josh: I think we can all agree that Nilay is at his best when insulting Samsung. There are two companies that he really relishes really giving the once over to. Samsung and Dell.
What is the S Pebble???
S'Pebble
It's an MP3 player for your phone!!!
S'Gravel
"It's a piece of gravel that syncs to the pebble?"
BlackBerry 10
1:39:28
[The Verge's Mission Statement.] See seperate note.

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Josh, Paul, Ross
Nilay @ Bachelor Party
Facebook buys Instagram
Paul: "LIKE ALL WINDOWS PHONE APPS."

Josh: Thumbs upping things is lame.
Josh: I don't even know how to not do it sarcastically.

Apple DOJ case.
Jeff Bezos said in French.

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Josh, Nilay, Ross, Paul
HTC One X Review
Josh's Lumia 900 review berating
Paul gets the new iPad and can still see the pixels.

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Josh, Nilay, Paul
Apple/FLA/Foxconn
Bring Foxconn-style work behaviour to The Verge Office
Joanna calls in about her BlackBerry.

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Josh, Nilay, Paul
Post-iPad
Hunger Games
Mike Daisey
Josh's NPR Voice
Reader Call-ins
TouchWiz is Awesome -- Caller
18:10
Nilay: Send me to China on a one way ticket. dd.
Josh: I'd love to send you to China on a one way ticket.
26:50
Nilay: How do you fell about yourself now, Obama?
Paul: So you many know I'm a Christian.
Josh: What?!?
Nilay: I have to go.
29:35
Josh: Libertarianism, it's better than Windows.

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Josh, Nilay, Ross, Paul
The new iPad review.
Paul: "I can still see the pixels."

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Josh, Nilay, Paul
The new iPad event
Paul: "Apple is Yoshi."
Josh: "I think this podcast is over."

Josh: Well it also speaks to Generation Twitter's attitudes on
Nilay: God, I quit sooo much. Gizmodo are you hiring
Josh: They might be.
Josh: Fine, I see how it's going to be.
Paul: Generation Twitter is is all like hashtag gooddeals.

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Josh, Nilay, Paul, Chris
Nilay Titanic
46:50 KrKr (actually a real phone)
56:01 Samsung Droid based on Windows. The Verizon one. "Best of the Droids." -- Nilay

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Josh, Paul, Ross, Nilay
PS Vita
Mountain Lion
1:25:12 Paul can't say Paul, his name.

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Josh: Feel less like they have an obsolete piece of crap. Even, though they do.

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What has Dewitt done lately?
Paul: writing song lyrics with a Sharpie on your brown, paper lunch bag while you were working at the potato factory

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Josh gunning for a sparkling water endorsement.
iBooks 2 and textbooks.
36:26 Josh voice. I'll come to your house and I'll kill your children. I'll come to where you live and I'll kill you and your wife. Then, I'll drink your milkshake.

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Last CES 2012 podcast.

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All interns on podcast.

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Joanna meets Justin Bieber

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Josh, Nilay, Paul, Joanna, Chris
27:00 Joanna is not pregnant. And her kids will NOT use an XO OLPC tablet. Unfortunately, they will have XO tablets. "I wouldn't want one." -- Joanna "I'm going to leave CES pregnant."
Joanna: Is this an awkward conversation.
Nilay: This is incredibly awkard.
Joanna: I dont feel awkward. I feel not awkward.

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Josh, Nilay, Paul
40:50 They make a phone and explain how it would be possible to create a phone at CES. It is hilarious.

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Josh hates Children

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Towards the end: Paul writing self congruity post about his top 10 posts.

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Galaxy Nexus release.
Why can't we become Star Trek?
Andy Lees of Win Phone sacked.
26:59
Joshua’s epic AOL Burn to which Nilay has many follow up jokes.
“We did learn something at AOL. You’ll be getting a CD in the mail with 5,000 free hours of The Verge. And we’ll bill you later. Forever. Until you dead. Then we’ll bill your family.”
43:00 All movies are the same: beginning, middle, end.
Xyboard tablet naming comedy.
46:40 “Authentically digital. The universe brought to you by Microsoft. God sees the universe as Metro UI. We are in a simulation. If the simulation was programmed by a person that was Christian, I'm screwed. If the logical end of the simulation is heaven or hell... and I'm an atheist. Maybe, it was programmed by an atheist.”
Nilay: Coming back as a screwdriver, an orange.
Paul: They're in season, right? It's a winter fruit.
Josh: They’re year round in Florida.
Nilay: There's only season in Florida.
Josh: Warm. Humid.
Megaupload story. Tech News Today pulled. Name of CEO: kimdotcom.
Josh is told that Darth Vader now yells NO! when he is thrown down.
"A personal appeal from Josh Topolsky: George Lucas leave your shit alone. Just stop. Seriously. No one wants it. Only you and everybody hates it. Please stop."
Meg Whitman lied about webOS tablets in 2013.
Ending: Despite not being on the podcast, Joanna attempts a Sternburn.

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Josh, Nilay, Paul, Ross
Socialism
Nokia Lumia 710 exclusive (before launch.)

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Josh, Nilay, Paul
Josh: Time to stick to the 1%
Nilay: Which is us.
Josh: The 1% of zombies.

Josh: You know what sometimes it takes a little civil unrest to get what you need. It's how I got the Editor-in-Chief job.
Nilay: I remember that operation.
Josh: Remember Occupy Cubicle 7.

Josh: Let's talk about this week in technology. I can't say this week in technology. That's a patented term. This week in tech. Let's talk what happened. Huh, Leo!

Galaxy Nexus Review.
Did you notice it has a teardrop shape? Hey, Every Teardrop is a Waterfall. Which is now available as a free download on the Google Music Store.
Tiny Tower on Android. Joanna: "Tiny Tower fragmentation is real."

Paul: "Now, I have to read this book with my eyes."

Apple is an X-Men.
Which mutant is Apple?
Nilay: "Companies that profit off really high-end design are mutants."
Google= Wolverine
Samsung= Mystique
Apple= Magneto
EFF= Professor X (Nilay= That doesn't make any sense.)
Microsoft= Rogue

Josh: "The only game Verizon is playing is Monopoly." "That's definitely the coolest thing I've said on the podcast."

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Josh, Nilay, Paul, Joanna
"Josh: What happens at the end of Mary Poppins?
Nilay: Oh, she dies.
Josh: Oh, come on, really.
Joanna: She dies because her umbrella breaks."
B&N Nook event. -- Joanna
"It's a piece if crap by proxy." -- Josh
What does Paul watch on Netflix?
Josh's British accent: "Oy, Governor. I have to go to the loo."
Mom Nook argument. Josh: I was the one arguing for the moms. Laura (through chat): It was me you jerks! It was Laura!
Nillay reviews Motorola Droid Razr. Smart actions.
Preemptive Sternburn.
HP web OS dead.
Mobile Flash killed.
First On The Verge. Nilay's parents coming.

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Josh, Nilay, Paul
First Vergecast.
Josh's Executive Stress Eliminator.
Josh's Windows Phone 7 description in database.